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MKTO Classic Role Models

one of a kind, living in a world gone plastic. baby you’re so classic.

flyingonthefriendshipship:

Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing. 
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.

~ Green Eggs and Hamlet 

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

"You do anything fun Saturday night?"

romanoirshasmoved:

ONCE UPON A TIME MEME
↳ Three Quotes [2/3] - Jefferson

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

ussromanov:

"The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me… slightly."

Barney and Robin through the seasons.

gwnstacys:

Do you watch Game of Thrones?

#never in my life have i related to a post more

rubberbandgirlme:

if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it

baskervillehellhounds:

They don’t know how to handle sass from people outside their family.