one of a kind, living in a world gone plastic. baby you’re so classic.
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes
6 AM: jogging
7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options
3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall
4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s
6 PM: dinner for one
7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably
ONCE UPON A TIME MEME
↳ Three Quotes [2/3] - Jefferson
today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant
this is it
this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
"The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me… slightly."
Barney and Robin through the seasons.
Do you watch Game of Thrones?
if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it
They don’t know how to handle sass from people outside their family.